Enjoying others' and leaving no time for mine own

I haven't been blogging. I have forgotten how good it feels to blog. I like reading others' blogs. Mainly food blogs... Maybe I will start up again if this post tickles my fancy.

Well last night, I ate a lot of sunflower seeds. And then I started to get gaseous. And then I started to fart and it smelled like sunflower seeds, kinda. And if you are ever my roommate, you shall always know when I've farted, because I will spritz body spray to get rid of the stank.

So after I dilly-dallied on my paper--I'm writing about the free monorail that L.A. never received because it rejected!--I decided to go to bed and watch an episode of Hey Arnold and lurk my food blogs. I was still gassed up and I continued farting in my blanket. Hahaha...building up a methane bomb in there... But I started to smell something funkky. And it kind of smelt of carbon monoxide, and so I sniff-sniff-sniffed...smelt also of sunflower seeds. So perhaps, I fart whatever I ate...Solid to gas--sublimation in my digestive system!

This morning, I woke up and it smelled really gross. And so I check the kitchen and the stove was on! It leaked gas all night! So it was not me. Good thing...

So went running on my usual route. Then I saw a car parked on the sidewalk with its window shattered! Poor person.

I cooked today. It was quite delicious. I never usually approve of my cooking, which is why I stick to sandwiches...But I made a lotus root, mushroom, snap pea and celery stir-fry today with a sauce of mushroom juice (haha), ginger, oyster sauce, garlic and pepper. I'm proud. Tasted like something my mama would make. Heart.

Then I watched the Lakers lose. Dangit. Haven't been so great of a fan. I missed the last few months of play, seriously. I've been biz-biz. It was an exciting game though. Can't wait to get back into it.

I need to write.

Stop procrastinating.

I suck sometimes. My paper's due tomorrow, but I would rather write it last minute, because the urgency heightens my eloquence and rationality, I think... Or maybe I'm just a lazy numbnut.